I said "You'd like that wooden shoe?"
Wooden shoe?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Credit: my dad, actually)
I've been working on it. I'm making a little head way.
Back that thing up for me.
No one likes clever clogs!
Our son put a carrot down the pipes
.. I’m sorry, total eye roller I know, just a moment of my day today and didn’t know who else would appreciate this gem
It was a shitty experience
Yeah, clogs
It was a clog.
And then it all came flooding back to me.
Because it's always clogging
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
It was clogged.
Now it's clogged.
http://imgur.com/3jpfLvP
He’s going through a lot of crap right now.
Because they had a clog in their drain!
Friend: Oh sorry, its clogged
Because everyone has clogs.
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
You might clog the toilet.
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.
Now it's clogged. :D
http://imgur.com/fm36oJ1
He got clogged arteries.
...because everyone has clogs.
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
Wooden shoe?
Wooden shoe like to know.
It was clogged
Now it's clogged.
