I've been working on it. I'm making a little head way.
I said "You'd like that wooden shoe?"
Back that thing up for me.
Our son put a carrot down the pipes
.. I’m sorry, total eye roller I know, just a moment of my day today and didn’t know who else would appreciate this gem
Yeah, clogs
It was a clog.
Wooden shoe?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Credit: my dad, actually)
And then it all came flooding back to me.
It was clogged.
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
He’s going through a lot of crap right now.
Now it's clogged.
http://imgur.com/3jpfLvP
Because they had a clog in their drain!
Friend: Oh sorry, its clogged
Because everyone has clogs.
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
You might clog the toilet.
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.
Now it's clogged. :D
He got clogged arteries.
...because everyone has clogs.
http://imgur.com/fm36oJ1
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
I tried my gas-powered trimmer, which is normally up to the task, but I couldn't cut through them.
I tried using my mower to tear them up, but it couldn't make a dent.
I got out the manual tree branch trimmer to try to take out some of the bigger stalks, but I just couldn't cut through.
Finally, I got out my chainsaw, and even then, the thicket just clogged it up & wouldn't go down.
I give up.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
Wooden shoe?
Wooden shoe like to know.
It was clogged
Now it's clogged.
