When the sewer clogs up, it makes miasma worse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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I tried clog dancing this weekend.

Unfortunately the Drano kept burning my feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoruusSkywalker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zagmut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My friend said "You should buy me those clogs"

I said "You'd like that wooden shoe?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyDGroovy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I bet you’d like a pair of clogs

Wooden shoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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How are clogs made?

Wooden shoe like to know. (Credit: my dad, actually)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyjoza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I'd make a clog...

Wooden shoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I think my sink is a little clogged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeacesOfTheWorld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.

It was the hardest dump I ever took

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My toilet is clogged.

I've been working on it. I'm making a little head way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Flapjack_Kid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you say to the plumber/stripper when your toilet is clogged?

Back that thing up for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I woke up my fiancee this morning to tell her the sink is clogged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewhashish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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We’ve gotten to the root of why the toilet keeps getting clogged..

Our son put a carrot down the pipes

.. I’m sorry, total eye roller I know, just a moment of my day today and didn’t know who else would appreciate this gem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellaAir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I think I clogged my sink :c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SterlingDeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My sink is a little clogged.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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i clogged the toilet. imgur.com/slUdL40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guido12345
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2016
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Sink's clogged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvangoor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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Guess someone clogged the toilet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agent-Seven
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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When I went to the toilet this morning, I had completely forgotten that it was clogged from the night before.

And then it all came flooding back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.

It was clogged.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I think our sink is clogged again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veggieknight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?

No one likes clever clogs!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...

It was a clog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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The plumber's kids all got new shoes for Christmas.

Yeah, clogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenTexasWest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Someone clogged the toilet (cross post r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tryptonite12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?

Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Clogged Arteries imgur.com/pwpbbvA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenobiaXD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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My toilet must be dutch...

Because it's always clogging

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcharneski
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Someone clogged the toilet

http://imgur.com/3jpfLvP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maraughtner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.

Now it's clogged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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You guys hear about the depressed plumber?

He’s going through a lot of crap right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why did the shoe store call a plumber?

Because they had a clog in their drain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djemini
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What kinda shoes do Plumbers wear?

Clogs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Me: Why Does your toilet have wooden shoes inside of it?

Friend: Oh sorry, its clogged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why are plumbers in Holland so rich?

Because everyone has clogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexPOTATOe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My dad sent this to me this morning. i was caught groaning quite audibly at work.

http://imgur.com/fm36oJ1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xmeggiex
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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Why shouldn't you wear wooden shoes in the bathroom?

You might clog the toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeGustaDerp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him

Unfortunately he popped his clogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andysood1980
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Wooden plumbing issues

I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.

Now it's clogged. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What happened to the man who ate his shoes?

He got clogged arteries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrepuscularKitten
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I'd be too embarrassed to make a pun about clog dancing

Wooden shoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rotary_Gyrator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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How much do Dutch clogs cost?

Wooden shoe like to know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet the other day.

It was clogged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karkat_vantas17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.

It was clogged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manlymanhood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.

Now it's clogged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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