When the sewer clogs up, it makes miasma worse.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Apr 19 2021
I tried clog dancing this weekend.
Unfortunately the Drano kept burning my feet.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Mar 09 2021
When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
π︎ 10
π
︎ Dec 11 2020
My friend said "You should buy me those clogs"
I said "You'd like that wooden shoe?"
π︎ 7
π
︎ Mar 23 2020
I bet youβd like a pair of clogs
π︎ 10
π
︎ Nov 26 2018
How are clogs made?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Credit: my dad, actually)
π︎ 51
π
︎ Aug 26 2018
I'd make a clog...
π︎ 8
π
︎ Sep 27 2018
I think my sink is a little clogged
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Nov 10 2020
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
π︎ 7k
π
︎ Mar 06 2021
My toilet is clogged.
I've been working on it. I'm making a little head way.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 10 2020
What do you say to the plumber/stripper when your toilet is clogged?
Back that thing up for me.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Mar 11 2020
I woke up my fiancee this morning to tell her the sink is clogged
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Dec 15 2016
Weβve gotten to the root of why the toilet keeps getting clogged..
Our son put a carrot down the pipes
.. Iβm sorry, total eye roller I know, just a moment of my day today and didnβt know who else would appreciate this gem
π︎ 8
π
︎ Nov 14 2019
I think I clogged my sink :c
π︎ 27
π
︎ Jan 09 2019
Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
π︎ 25
π
︎ Sep 25 2019
My sink is a little clogged.
π︎ 14
π
︎ Apr 23 2019
π︎ 444
π
︎ Aug 11 2016
Sink's clogged
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Oct 07 2013
Guess someone clogged the toilet
π︎ 25
π
︎ Oct 17 2018
When I went to the toilet this morning, I had completely forgotten that it was clogged from the night before.
And then it all came flooding back to me.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Oct 08 2018
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
π︎ 50
π
︎ Feb 04 2021
I think our sink is clogged again
π︎ 273
π
︎ Dec 08 2014
Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?
No one likes clever clogs!
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jan 28 2021
My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
π︎ 29
π
︎ Dec 14 2020
The plumber's kids all got new shoes for Christmas.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Jan 06 2021
Someone clogged the toilet (cross post r/funny)
π︎ 46
π
︎ Mar 07 2014
Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
π︎ 336
π
︎ Feb 22 2020
π︎ 17
π
︎ Dec 17 2013
My toilet must be dutch...
Because it's always clogging
π︎ 2
π
︎ Dec 23 2020
Someone clogged the toilet
π︎ 3
π
︎ Mar 16 2014
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
π︎ 38
π
︎ Jun 19 2020
You guys hear about the depressed plumber?
Heβs going through a lot of crap right now.
π︎ 93
π
︎ Jun 25 2019
Why did the shoe store call a plumber?
Because they had a clog in their drain!
π︎ 26
π
︎ Jan 02 2020
What kinda shoes do Plumbers wear?
π︎ 14
π
︎ Mar 03 2020
Me: Why Does your toilet have wooden shoes inside of it?
Friend: Oh sorry, its clogged
π︎ 10
π
︎ Nov 19 2019
Why are plumbers in Holland so rich?
Because everyone has clogs.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Nov 04 2019
My dad sent this to me this morning. i was caught groaning quite audibly at work.
π︎ 14
π
︎ May 05 2016
Why shouldn't you wear wooden shoes in the bathroom?
You might clog the toilet.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Sep 26 2019
I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
π︎ 2
π
︎ Nov 22 2019
Wooden plumbing issues
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.
Now it's clogged. :D
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jul 03 2019
What happened to the man who ate his shoes?
π︎ 18
π
︎ May 16 2019
I'd be too embarrassed to make a pun about clog dancing
π︎ 27
π
︎ Mar 06 2018
How much do Dutch clogs cost?
Wooden shoe like to know.
π︎ 35
π
︎ Sep 08 2016
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet the other day.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Nov 02 2020
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
π︎ 29
π
︎ Jul 28 2020
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.
π︎ 9
π
︎ May 28 2019
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.