Wooden plumbing issues
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.
Now it's clogged. :D
Dad-joked some co-workers the other day
I came up with this one and shared it at work the other day. I got two chuckles, some groans and one person who threatened to punch me in the balls.
"Did you guys hear that the clog-dancing teacher at the local community college is retiring at the end of the school year? Man, those are going to be some hard shoes to fill"
