Turns out it was my refrigerator.
A linty-hop
Me: Dad, is the dryer still running?
Dad: Nope.
I walk back to my room
Dad: Waayzii?
Me: Yeah?
Dad: The dryer doesn't have legs.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
We were sorting clothes out of the dryer and I noticed that I was missing a sock (sneaky bugger). I told my dad this and he turns to me and says: "Man, that really socks." The Daddest Dad joke in history...
Me: Isn't it ironic that the dryer sheet gets stuck to the clothes?
Wife: Nope, it's ionic.
Last night, we were doing laundry and I was putting the clothes from the washer into the dryer, but throwing them up into the dryer. I had a sock that i threw and she "accidentally" blocked it.
Fiancee: "You just got sock-blocked"
So, we are going on a trip and I asked what I should pack...
Her: Warm Clothes Me: But my closet is cold, do I have to warm them up in the dryer before I pack them?
Her, not amused...
My wife and I just moved in to an apartment with a washer, no dryer. So we hang our clothes on a line out the window.
She says "How are we going to dry them in winter?"
I say "We'll have to freeze-dry them."
Cue eye roll.
So we were doing laundry, specifically moving the wet clothes from the washer to the dryer and of course she complains about how much she hates doing laundry.
"God, I really hate doing laundry"
Without a second delay, I retort, "Yeah, it's a very dry task."
