A list of puns related to "Lint"
A naval naval fleet.
He responded with, "Because that's how I roll"
It gave me warm fuzzies.
...but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
(emo philips)
He gives up alcohol for lint.
Because it's still Lint!
Today was the first day of Lint
They were eggs and lint.
They keep all your stuff in lint condition.
Context: Our 3 month old son had some cotton/fuzz/lint stuck between his fingers from a newer pair of pajamas. I was trying to keep his hands out of his mouth because I didn't want him eating the cloth particles.
Husband came out with this: Leave him alone LDJD. He has to get his fiber. Get it, fiber?
groans
I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
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