Lint Puns

A list of puns related to "Lint"

Dad walks into the dinning room where his wife and two children are eating. He is holding a full lint catcher from the dryer when he says to them:

Hey guys, it’s lint fam.

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👤︎ u/mugumbo1531
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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I think this year, I’m going to give my belly button up for lint.
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👤︎ u/yags2002
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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What do you call a bunch of ships made of belly button lint? [x-post /r/jokes]

A naval naval fleet.

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👤︎ u/InfiniteCows
📅︎ Nov 17 2017
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Asked my dad why he was using the lint roller on the rug...

He responded with, "Because that's how I roll"

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👤︎ u/tainted_memory
📅︎ Sep 29 2015
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Could bellybutton lint be considered a human waist product?
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👤︎ u/banjo_lake
📅︎ Aug 18 2014
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Emptied the dryer's lint trap today.

It gave me warm fuzzies.

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👤︎ u/mikemol
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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I’m not Catholic...

...but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

(emo philips)

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👤︎ u/mjg580
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...

He gives up alcohol for lint.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why isn't cotton ready for harvest in March?

Because it's still Lint!

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👤︎ u/Laringar
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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My dryer filter broke yesterday

Today was the first day of Lint

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👤︎ u/3io4ehg
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I ate some eggs out of my pocket today.

They were eggs and lint.

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👤︎ u/portalflight
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why are pets great for your home?

They keep all your stuff in lint condition.

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👤︎ u/snowbro23
📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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Husband's first dad joke as a new dad.

Context: Our 3 month old son had some cotton/fuzz/lint stuck between his fingers from a newer pair of pajamas. I was trying to keep his hands out of his mouth because I didn't want him eating the cloth particles.

Husband came out with this: Leave him alone LDJD. He has to get his fiber. Get it, fiber?

groans

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👤︎ u/ldjd
📅︎ Feb 28 2014
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I'm not Catholic but...

I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

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👤︎ u/Putins_Kumquat
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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