Hey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aimilah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phlatbroke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Christian Christian Bale Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deanus89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Just met Christian Bale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertjmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, β€œTHE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!”

It might be farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's a bale of hay's favourite fruit?

A straw-berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota

The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenheroReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls

The livestock can’t get a square meal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldwahsatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?

All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTattedspyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Breaking news in Wisconsin, farmers are no longer legally allowed to roll bales of hay

Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyB3ski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I heard the US is banning round bales of hay.

The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cMASHM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I heard Nebraska stopped making round hay bales.

Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopecs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Hey!
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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Christian Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aznednacni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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Fun dad joke to play.

Whenever you go passed a field with a hay bale point to it and say β€œHay kids!”

When they look and say β€œwhat?”

Calmly say β€œHay.”

Serious groans every time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why will you never find a farmer in jail?

They can always make bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lanternkeeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Round Hay Bales

Anytime you drive by round bales of hay. Turn to your passenger and tell them they gov't is making them illegal.

passenger: Why?

You: Cause a cow cant get a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dafluffymoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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Riding by a field with those big round bales of hay...

"You know they just outlawed those right?"

Why?

"Because the cows weren't getting square meals."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooddogisgood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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What did the alfalfa say to its buds at the party?

"Hay, let's bale."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I was cutting hay today when all the workers left!

I don't know why they baled on me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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His most challenging role yet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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What do you call a pastor who got bailed out

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisb9999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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How can a Catholic get out of jail?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVKD14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I was thrown in jail for not having twine!

I couldn't make bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.

It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jablothegreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you hear they made round hay bales illegal?

Cows weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussietin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronSPlDER
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Why did the farmer stop using round bales of hay?

Because his cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3oons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksrugi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

The animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashforchunkers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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What do you call Batman who skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poptronic
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Round bales of hay are illegal...

The cows just can't get a square meal.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Did you know that they are outlawing the round hay bales?

The cows aren't getting a good square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fiannaidhe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildwestsnoopy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostfromTexas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksol88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Round hay bales are being outlawed.

They say that cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasteredlyric
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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What do you say when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subkang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosiekaykay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeblout_72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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