You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..

.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.

(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plantborb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phlatbroke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehmeyekayee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Christian Christian Bale Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deanus89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Just met Christian Bale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertjmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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What's a bale of hay's favourite fruit?

A straw-berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota

The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenheroReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Breaking news in Wisconsin, farmers are no longer legally allowed to roll bales of hay

Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyB3ski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I heard Nebraska stopped making round hay bales.

Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Christian Bale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aznednacni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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Round Hay Bales

Anytime you drive by round bales of hay. Turn to your passenger and tell them they gov't is making them illegal.

passenger: Why?

You: Cause a cow cant get a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dafluffymoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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Did you hear they made round hay bales illegal?

Cows weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussietin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why did the farmer stop using round bales of hay?

Because his cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3oons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I heard the US is banning round bales of hay.

The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cMASHM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

The animals weren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashforchunkers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Round bales of hay are illegal...

The cows just can't get a square meal.

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Did you know that they are outlawing the round hay bales?

The cows aren't getting a good square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fiannaidhe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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Round hay bales are being outlawed.

They say that cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasteredlyric
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Riding by a field with those big round bales of hay...

"You know they just outlawed those right?"

Why?

"Because the cows weren't getting square meals."

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