Bale Of Hay Puns

Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.

A straw-berry

Because his cows weren’t getting a square meal.

Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal

The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.

"You know they just outlawed those right?"

Why?

"Because the cows weren't getting square meals."

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

I'll be sitting in the passenger seat. Perhaps on my phone. My dad will point out to the street and say 'Hey'. Naturally this gets my attention. I usually respond with 'What?' He wont answer. I'll look over and he'll be pointing at a Truck transporting a large number of bales of hay. I look at him. Smuggest look of satisfaction on his face.

Edit: I can't spell. I'm like a clam Edit 2:http://i.imgur.com/mTme2Jo.jpg

They were going to help unload hay bales that are delivered there once a month. As she was backing out of the garage, I waved goodbye and yelled, "Tell everyone I said hay!"

What do you call a baptized bale of hay?

Christian Bale

Every time we drive past a field covered in bales of hay;

Mom- See those round bales of hay?

Kids- Yes.. ^* ^sighs ^*

Mom- They have been banned in Canada,

Kids- Orly? Why's that? ^^we ^^have ^^only ^^heard ^^it ^^a ^^thousand ^^times..

Mom- Because cows need three square meals a day! ^* ^laughs ^*

We saw one of those circular open-sided fences around some hay. My son asked what it was. "I don't know", I said, "but it certainly rings a bale."

I've been in a car all day waiting to get home to tell this one. As we were driving down the road, we pass by a pasture full of hay bales when all of a sudden my sister yells out "hey daddy!" My dad responds with a generic "yes?" To which my sister replies with "oh, I was just showing you the hay over there." I love my sister.

My wife and I were outside cleaning up the rest of our halloween decorations. I was walking to the garbage with a decorative hay bale.

wife: "Hay" where are you going with that?

Me: I've had enough of your lame jokes. This was the last "straw"

Two and a half years practicing as a father....

I was half asleep in the passenger seat of my Dad's car while one a road trip. Suddenly my dad wakes me up.

Dad: "Heeeeey!" Me: "What? What?" Dad: points out window at a field of hay bales

I laughed way too hard at that.

Anytime you drive by round bales of hay. Turn to your passenger and tell them they gov't is making them illegal.

passenger: Why?

You: Cause a cow cant get a square meal.

Driving down the freeway and say bales of hay on a hill next to the road. Wife says "Why is there hay over there?" I said "Because the road is trying to get your attention."

Yeah it was terrible.

Driving with the wife and kid around this time of year.

Me: Hay!

Wife: What's up?

Me: No. Hay!

Proceed to point to some fresh hay bales.

A classic. Feel free to use it to drive your people crazy as well.

Any time we're in the car with my dad and we pass a field with bales of hay my dad would yell "HEY!". Everyone would be surprised and start looking around until we realize.

Catches us off guard every time.

Driving through hayfields and we pass a couple fields with larger round bales of hay, not the normal square ones.

dad: You know they're outlawing these round hay bales, so we should be seeing any more of them soon.

dad pauses and waits for someone to bite

victim: really, how come?

dad: They found that cows weren't getting a square meal.

love you dad, you goof.

The animals weren't getting a square meal.

The cows just can't get a square meal.