Hades decided if he was going bald, there would be hell toupee.
Did you hear the one about the man who hated being bald?
He got rabbits tattooed on his head so from a distance they looked like hares.
Is the man in the moon naturally bald?
No eclipse it.
Actual dad joke told during the lunar eclipse this morning.
Got into an argument with a bald man
Apparently saying "Keep your hair on" wasn't the best idea.
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
I can't believe how rapidly I went from having a complete and impressive mullet to being bald!
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Why do bald men like teepees?
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
What did the bald man say to his comb?
If the devil were to go bald...
I bet there would be hell toupee.
A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.
He whispered to his date, “I have toupeé.”
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
I went totally bald overnight
You know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow
What do you call a bald heron?
There was this bald guy at the bus
He seemed really lightheaded
Have you heard about the bald rabbit?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
If a demon ever goes bald
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
Did you know that the devil is bald?
But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits
So from a distance it looks like hares
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)
Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.
Did you hear about the bald eagle that became a preacher?
He thought he was a bird of pray.
What did the lion say to the zoo keeper that shaved its body bald but kept the mane?
Satan was really mad when he went bald.
What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?
"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"
My girlfriend is leaving me because I'm going bald.
I'm not bothered, it's hair loss.
I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...
I just couldn't part with it.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
My bald headed surgeon friend is the most charismatic person I know.
He’s a real smooth operator.
As a bald man, I was confused when my wife gave me a comb for Christmas.
Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.
Your uncle is getting bald
Good thing is he's always gonna be a cold-headed thinker
Credits to my dad who just said that in a family meeting
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
The only reason Walter White was so successful is because fortune favors the bald.
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
I'm bald but I still carry around my comb...
I just can't part with it.
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
If Satan ever goes bald and gets a hairpiece
there will be hell toupee.
If the devil went bald
There would be he'll toupee
I’m a bald man and I’m thinking of getting rabbits tattooed on my head.
From a distance they will look like hares.
When satan goes Bald
There will be hell toupée
If I go bald, I'm going to get rabbits tattooed all over my head.
Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.
If satan goes bald...
There will be hell toupee.
I went bald, but I kept my comb.
I just can't part with it.
If Satan goes bald....
There will be hell toupée
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