Tired
..to the Olfactory.
I'm going vegan today.
Darn it!
I can't wait to finally see 2020 tomorrow.
She'll be sari!
Itβs just the circle of life.
I can't make heads or tails of it
Because old habits dye hard.
you could say they're on their last legs.
They were repaired.
ring around the rosie
So, I was pretty worn out the other day and was not even close to my A game in terms of coherent conversation, let alone my sense of humor.
At dinner, the kids wanted some yogurt so my wife got up to get it and asked me, "Do you want some yogurt, Baby?"
I paused for a moment to actually decide whether I wanted some and must have made some weird look, because she immediately followed up with, "I know, I know, 'What's a yogurt baby?'"
The Dad Joke is strong in my home even when I'm not there to do the work. That is good news.
To which he replied, "Yeah, last time I looked"
He then proceeded to laugh at his unintentional joke for a few minutes, while the rest of us rolled our eyes.
He said: It's a tie dad
