Why does Waldo always wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?
Because she couldn't fit into D shells
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why do Cows wear the bells
Because their horns don't work.
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Why doesnβt magneto wear purple anymore ?
Because the βDays of Fuchsia Passedβ
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why don't Feminists wear masks?
Because they're MANdated.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesnβt want to be spotted.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What shoes does a ninja wears to work?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Karenβs refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
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︎ Dec 26 2020
why don't fish wear eyeglasses?
because they don't have ears
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why do mermaids wear seashells
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Whatβs the best thing to wear to court?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why dont bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?
Well, with the extra βTβ she would be a statute.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
If your boat flips you can wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do lawyers wear to work?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why doesnβt Santa wear any underwear?
...because heβs Saint Knicker-less!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What Cologne does Jesus Wear?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why don't cows wear shoes ?
They lactose. ( lack toes ? ) . I'll see my self out.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I don't know what to wear to the living room New Year's Eve
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What does a lawyer wear to work?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I just don't get people who wear deodorant.
I can't understand their Axe scent
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What does Kanye West wear when he is sick?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What does a house wear?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)
Because he's got a hole in one.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What did Della wear today ?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
First Trainers, then Sneakers!"
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Stop calling it dressing, you donβt wear it. Itβs stuffing.
Because youβre stuffing your face with it since you know you wonβt see it again until next Thanksgiving.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of b shells.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why does Wally/Waldo always wear stripes?
Because he doesnβt want to be spotted.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What type of overalls does Mario wear?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
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