How to train people to wear a mask
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.

Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/25BicsOnMyBureau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokb3o
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?

He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TherapyHam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tburns1469
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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A lot of my friends hate having to wear masks. I love it, though

I’m now a master at ventriloquism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why doesn’t the guy like to wear a mask?

He said it lowers his maskulinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarbecueStu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockturtle22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The reason people won't wear a mask is because they have

mask hysteria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vfxslave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I don’t wear a mask into Walmart

I wear a coughing filter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemoteLizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A shopper prefers to not wear a mask

Me: You should be wearing a mask for your own safety.
Her: Says who?
Me: Kinda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cliffwolff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?

A punisher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkthegrid
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Friend: You should wear a mask.

Me: Because of Corona?

Friend: No. Because you're ugly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Necessary-Bluejay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What’s yellow and wears a mask?

A banana robbing a bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Do you wear glasses and a mask?

You may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo8551
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Have you or a loved one had to wear glasses and a mask

You may be entitled to condensation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GucciDuc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Has CoViD19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktoner1017
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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