A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,
"People like you make me sick!".
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︎ May 13 2021
Masks are the new Bra
They're uncomfortable, you only wear them in public, and when you don't wear one everyone notices
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︎ Apr 20 2021
How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?
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︎ May 06 2021
If you wear glasses and have been required to wear a mask during the COVID pandemic, you may be entitled to condensation.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Remember to wear your masks!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Plague doctors their masks kinda look like birds
I guess that's why they call them quacks
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I've been wearing this mask for so long, I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get rid of it.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......
Now Iβm two hours late and I donβt even like Jim Carey
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Karenβs refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why don't Feminists wear masks?
Because they're MANdated.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Why do people argue about wearing masks?
They worry about losing face.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why does Santa avoid wearing masks?
Because he is Claus-trophobic!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
How to train people to wear a mask
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
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︎ Nov 29 2020
How come Trump doesnβt wear a mask?
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Elon Mask everyone
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︎ Aug 04 2019
You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like Iβm in a dark place
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Presenting, Elon Mask
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︎ Sep 14 2020
A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks
But there were no strings attached.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
masks have some loopholes
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...
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︎ May 21 2020
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Made a Covid mask for my duck
It wasn't that well made but it fits the bill
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Mask Jokes
Me: Your mask looks like a diaper
Him: It's very comfortable though.
Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?
Him: It Depends....
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︎ Sep 18 2020
People who don't wear masks are the
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I've just found some whips, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room....
Absolutely had no idea she was a superhero !!!
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︎ Feb 12 2021
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...
they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?
You may be eligible for condensation.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I've just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room...
Had no idea she was a superhero.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Do you wear glasses and a mask?
You may be entitled to condensation.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?
You may be eligible for condensation.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
It's not a face mask son....
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︎ Sep 02 2020
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