A list of puns related to "Mask Wearing"
If so, you might be entitled to condensation
They worry about losing face.
Because he is Claus-trophobic!
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
People get sick of it but they still do it
'it's a coughy filter.'
You may be eligible for condensation.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
It’s my secret ‘stache.
They said, "This is a robbery," and everybody relaxed a little.
Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.
Car-onavirus?
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
I think I need to shower.
She said he was the lone arranger.
She said, "It's not a mask. It's a coughy filter."
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