"Why are you wearing a surgical mask?" I asked the barista.

She said, "It's not a mask. It's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkchaser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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A local man shows up to his local Starbucks for his daily cup of coffee.

β€œGrande macchiato with oat milk, please.”

The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked β€œWhy are you wearing a surgical mask?”

β€œI’m not”, said the barista, β€œit’s a coughy filter”.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Sitting in the dentist chair this afternoon

Dentist puts on surgical mask

Me: "My breath doesn't smell THAT bad, does it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtsims1990
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2016
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Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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