My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover
I told her I was pressing my luck
What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly
An irony board
I stopped ironing my clothes.
I have less pressing concerns.
I was going to start ironing, but
I decided it was too depressing.
If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.
I once saw Iron Man ironing his clothes.
It was ironic.
Ironing Shirts
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
Last night I turned my wife on by ironing one side of her shirt...
I was pressing all the right buttons.
I started ironing my clothes
To de-crease how bad I looked
Is it bad to use other metals when ironing?
A: yes, because it might be steeling.
Guy and his wife at the store,looking for a new ironing board
Wife: look this one makes it so you only have to iron 1 side Guy: so if we bought 2 we wouldn’t need an iron?
Tried to pull a shirt tight on the hanger to iron it without an ironing board.
Tried to pull it tight, but pulled it loose.
Did you know about the Ironing man?
His name is Tony Starch.
So I almost hit my wife in the head with an ironing board
When she freaked out I looked her dead in the eyes and said, "We'll that would have been ironic" before running away cackling.
I think she might kick me out
I stopped ironing my clothes.
Now I have more pressing concerns.
