Too many pressing issues and no way to de crease the number of suits against us.
An irony board
Wife: look this one makes it so you only have to iron 1 side Guy: so if we bought 2 we wouldn’t need an iron?
When she freaked out I looked her dead in the eyes and said, "We'll that would have been ironic" before running away cackling.
I think she might kick me out
We're unpacking our bags on our cruise ship. I complain that all my clothes are wrinkled and there's no ironing board in the cabin. She replies:
"Don't worry. Everyone here's in the same boat."
She was already starting to laugh before she stopped talking.
They won't fit on the ironing board.
The Ironing Board.
On the nose, but I just made it up. At least I have never heard it before.
Bought a new house and was discussing getting an ironing board with my girlfriend. I work with in metal fabrication and she suggested I make one. I happen to work with steel, so naturally i asked if it would then be called steeling...
many head-shakes ensued.
