I resigned from the ironing board.

Too many pressing issues and no way to de crease the number of suits against us.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
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My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover

I told her I was pressing my luck

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📅︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly

An irony board

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📅︎ May 05 2020
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I stopped ironing my clothes.

I have less pressing concerns.

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📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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I was going to start ironing, but

I decided it was too depressing.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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After ironing all my clothes I'm totally RAGged
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📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.

It's a great way to let off some steam.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ May 28 2019
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I once saw Iron Man ironing his clothes.

It was ironic.

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👤︎ u/jevgarrido
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Ironing Shirts

When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.

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👤︎ u/Munchy2x2
📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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Last night I turned my wife on by ironing one side of her shirt...

I was pressing all the right buttons.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Dec 16 2016
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The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.

The freedom of press is no more.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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I started ironing my clothes

To de-crease how bad I looked

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📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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This ironing board has creases how iron on it
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👤︎ u/E-tha-n
📅︎ Mar 22 2017
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Is it bad to use other metals when ironing?

A: yes, because it might be steeling.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2017
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Guy and his wife at the store,looking for a new ironing board

Wife: look this one makes it so you only have to iron 1 side Guy: so if we bought 2 we wouldn’t need an iron?

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📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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Did you know about the Ironing man?

His name is Tony Starch.

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👤︎ u/lolpan
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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So I almost hit my wife in the head with an ironing board

When she freaked out I looked her dead in the eyes and said, "We'll that would have been ironic" before running away cackling.

I think she might kick me out

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📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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I stopped ironing my clothes.

Now I have more pressing concerns.

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