Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
My bird nosedived straight into a running blender this morning...
All that’s left is shredded tweet.
My ex told me she was watching the "Peaky Blenders". So here we are...
Why did the WHO warn people about putting pandas in blenders?
Because it causes pandemix
What happens if you put a iPhone in a blender?
You get apple juice, duh.
My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"
He's such a smoothie talker.
What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?
A Smoochie.
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer have a blender on his front porch?
So he could greet you with a handshake.
What do you call an I-Phone in a blender?
Apple Juice.
I can't decide which blender to buy
They all have mixed reviews
I think my blender has Alzheimer's
Because it keeps breaking the ice with me.
My dad has a gas powered blender with motorbike-style handle bars.
I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game. I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!" He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."
I can’t tell if I like my new blender.
It keeps giving me mixed results
I can't tell if I like my new blender
It keeps giving me mixed results.
I can't tell if I like this blender
It keeps giving me mixed results.
I’m not really sure if I like my new blender
It keeps giving me mixed results
