What did Captain Kirk say to Spock as he was hanging off a cliff?

Just Klingon, I’ll go get help!

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👤︎ u/trendfoll
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

Well, he has a Left Ear , a Right Ear and A Final Front Ear!

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📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...

It's so i-khan-ic.

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👤︎ u/midas_1988
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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It turns out that Mr. Spock has 3 ears

The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

Thank you Stephen King for this wonderful joke.

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👤︎ u/Neomeir
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.

He had a one Trek Mind.

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📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Dad, what is it with Spocks ears? Do they really make him look alien and fascinating?

Dad: that's two good points.........

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📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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If Spock has Vulcan ears, what does Scotty have?

Engineers

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👤︎ u/Polabeya
📅︎ Jul 24 2016
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What did Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log.

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📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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What version of Windows 7 does Spock use?

Enterprise!... ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2014
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What does Spock say when he changes a fluorescent light bulb?

Live long and phosphor

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📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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What do you call Spock after he goes to the bathroom?

Sock, because he got all the Pee out of him!

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👤︎ u/rockybond
📅︎ Jun 10 2016
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What did Spock do before starting a test?

He had to Trek himself before he wrecked himself.

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👤︎ u/breedweezy
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why does everyone want Spock on their team?

Because he's a Vul-CAN, not a VUL-CAN'T.

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📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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Why did Spock wake with a shock?

Because he set his alarm to STUN!

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👤︎ u/tomtea
📅︎ Jan 21 2017
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What are Spock's tyres made out of?

Vulcanised Rubber.

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👤︎ u/-rabid-
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

His left ear, his right ear, and his final front ear.

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📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear

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📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Did you know Spock actually has 3 ears?

A left ear

A right ear

And a final front ear

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📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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How many ears does Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

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👤︎ u/perezgc
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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Did you know that Mr. Spock actually had 3 ears?

A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

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📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Mr. Spock actually had three ears.

The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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How many ears does Spock have?

Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.

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📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Mr. Spock actually had three ears...

A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

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📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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How many ears does Commander Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear and the final frontier!

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👤︎ u/neolobers
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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How many ears does Spock have?

3, the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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How many ears does Spock have?

Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

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👤︎ u/gt0t
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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Did you know that Spock from Star Trek had three ears?

His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear.

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👤︎ u/xashleey77
📅︎ May 12 2018
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What did spock find in the USS Enterprise toilet?

Captains log.

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📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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How many ears does Spock have?
  1. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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