I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
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︎ May 06 2020
Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
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︎ May 02 2019
To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...
If she bites you, she's a female.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Paddy Murphy was asked to bring a cage full of monkeys to the zoo
He was given 50 quid for the job. The boss on the way home catches Paddy going the wrong way, "what are ye at Paddy, I have you 50 quid to bring them to the zoo"
Paddy says "I know ye but I had change left over so I'm bringing them to the movies now"
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︎ Oct 07 2019
A human is on a alien space ship alone in a cage. An alien guard sees him and puts another human in the cage along with him.
Human asks βwhy didnt you leave me in the cage alone?β
Alien says βi didnt want to alienate youβ
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︎ Mar 29 2019
What did the bird say when itβs cage fell apart?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What did the zookeeper yell when people kept saying the chimp in the cage was fake?
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︎ Apr 01 2019
How do surgeons do chest operations without breaking the rib cage?
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︎ Dec 24 2018
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage
The sign said bread in captivity
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︎ Jun 27 2020
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Did you see the baguette in a cage?
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .
when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 02 2018
Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Apr 21 2019
went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Nov 25 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage
Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Sep 04 2018
I went to the zoo and I saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage,
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
I went to the zoo the other day, walked past a cage with just a baguette in it. Confused, I checked the sign......
.........it said bread in captivity
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︎ Mar 24 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
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︎ Apr 13 2019
I was at the zoo, and saw a baguette in a cage.
The Zookeeper said he was bread in captivity.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage
I asked a zookeeper what that was about and he told me it was bread in captivity.
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