The strangest job I had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.

The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpeach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.

Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...

"Its bread in captivity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurtyStopOut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.

I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyClefairy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What would Nicholas Cage be called if he was bankrupt?

Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schierke_schierke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How many birds can fit in a cage at once

Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittenbomer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?

Nunchucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKUltraSonic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Nickleless cage
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!

Now I have a nickleless cage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einetio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?

Nickel-less Cage!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TH0R5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage

The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roachwarrior
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?

Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broceanman
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?

Between the two, I’d take the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Nickleless cage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...

If she bites you, she's a female.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins

Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did Johnny Cage hear in Helsinki Cathedral?

FINNISH HYMN!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The keeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OJAMZ23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elwheelio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...

I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtreme331
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.

When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage

The sign said bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Def_Not_Alt_Acct
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.

It reads β€œBread in Captivity”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call a poor Nicholas Cage?

Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashindn1l3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geruvah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...

That it's bread in captivity.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilahmchris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomon34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What do you call a cage without five cents in it?

Nicolas cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reidminer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Did you see the baguette in a cage?

The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owlbear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....

I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimReaper1DTM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryantula
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .

when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshenanigans
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamburgler007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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