A powerplant worker has a hook and rod submerged into a reactor. Coworker passes by:

How’s the fission, John?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?

Nothing, they're both felines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buvet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.

But no, Nyet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilweasel72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment β€˜Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment β€˜Efficiency’.

Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VGMemeBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do J-Lo and A-Rod have in common?

They both make hits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endless_thread
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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The guy who mans the fishing rods on my boat tried to convince me to vote for a candidate. I fired him.

Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Have you heard the joke about the steel rod ?

No ? Let metal you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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A German rod is very...

eFischent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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*passes rod of steel*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.

After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.

"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"

She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"

"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."

Groaning ensues...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewBo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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It’s ok to ask about another man’s rod so long as he’s fishing.
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*two friends were looking at a nickel iron alloy rod*

Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha

Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A man came to the door selling fishing equipment and I ended up spending $1500 on a fishing rod when I've never fished once

guess he was just good at reeling me in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildezgaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.

Me: Dad, do you need these?

Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!

Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollyatomic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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What did the lightning rod say to the other?

"I'm always struck in the head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcklauster
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.

it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeinshver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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What do you call a man with a fishing reel on his head? Rod
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theph03n1x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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A powerplant worker has a hook and rod submerged into a reactor. Coworker passes by:

How’s the fission, John?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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