21 Hilarious Rod Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.

I guess I'm just a bad conductor.

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📅︎ May 06 2021

I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...

"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory

Because it was her dowelry.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.

Now I have salmonella.

(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)

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👤︎ u/eriknobeats

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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Just found out that my rod and reel is radioactive

Going nuclear fission

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👤︎ u/ekojonsiaixelsyD

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?

Nothing, they're both felines

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👤︎ u/buvet

📅︎ Dec 05 2020

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I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.

But no, Nyet.

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👤︎ u/evilweasel72

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment ‘Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment ‘Efficiency’.

Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.

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👤︎ u/VGMemeBoi

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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The guy who mans the fishing rods on my boat tried to convince me to vote for a candidate. I fired him.

Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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What do J-Lo and A-Rod have in common?

They both make hits.

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👤︎ u/endless_thread

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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A German rod is very...

eFischent

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👤︎ u/coffinedude

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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Have you heard the joke about the steel rod ?

No ? Let metal you

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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*passes rod of steel*

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👤︎ u/MysticaIMemes

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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My wife and I were putting up a curtain rod, and I had previously removed the cap at the end of the rod.

After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.

"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"

She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"

"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."

Groaning ensues...

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👤︎ u/TheNewBo

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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It’s ok to ask about another man’s rod so long as he’s fishing.

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👤︎ u/in_need_of_therapy

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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*two friends were looking at a nickel iron alloy rod*

Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha

Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement

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👤︎ u/pabesh17

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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A man came to the door selling fishing equipment and I ended up spending $1500 on a fishing rod when I've never fished once

guess he was just good at reeling me in

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👤︎ u/wildezgaming

📅︎ Apr 20 2018

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I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.

Me: Dad, do you need these?

Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!

Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?

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👤︎ u/pollyatomic

📅︎ Jul 01 2014

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What did the lightning rod say to the other?

"I'm always struck in the head."

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👤︎ u/Mcklauster

📅︎ May 15 2017

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Last week in Warsaw the government asked its people how they felt about an expedition to stick large metal rods in the northern and southern ends of the globe.

it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.

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👤︎ u/zeinshver

📅︎ Oct 15 2014

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What do you call a man with a fishing reel on his head? Rod

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👤︎ u/theph03n1x

📅︎ Aug 07 2014

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