I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
Because it was her dowelry.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
Going nuclear fission
Nothing, they're both felines
But no, Nyet.
Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
They both make hits.
No ? Let metal you
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha
Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement
guess he was just good at reeling me in
Me: Dad, do you need these?
Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!
Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?
"I'm always struck in the head."
it was the Poll of Poles on the pole poles.