6 Hilarious Baton Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

They should replace batons with clocks in relay races

It would be a great way to pass the time

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👤︎ u/EpicPunz

📅︎ Aug 07 2017

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A baton walks into the annual walking stick confrence.

As he's entering, a security guard stops him and says "You have to leave now. This area is staff only."

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👤︎ u/The_Aristeian

📅︎ Aug 25 2019

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I was explaining to my son how a baton is used in relay races, and he understood right away.

I gotta hand it to him.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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Did you know a "baton" is a small baguette?

So, when the French police club you with their batons, you'll really feel the pain.

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👤︎ u/The_Commander

📅︎ Sep 03 2018

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Do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana new orlens or new orleens?

I pronounce it Baton Rouge

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👤︎ u/CladMagician504

📅︎ Jun 17 2018

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They should replace relay batons with clocks.

It would be a great way to pass the time.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jul 20 2019

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