He wanted to be a Billyonair.
But now heβs glue tin free.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
Billy replied βI drew a blankβ
...and I got to keep mine.
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
Eilish I knew.
The same middle name.
Despite all the rage, he still had a bat in his cave
Itβs all about Seoul
Billy was terrible at his job and constantly messed up. I told him that the next time he messed up, I would have everyone stand side by side and they would all punch him as he walked by.
I obviously meant it as a joke, but he took it seriously.
I'd tell you about how he got better at his job after that, but long story short, he missed the punchline.
Like it's $19.99!
He really wants to impress her, so he decides to rent a tux. However, when he gets to the rental place, people are queued up out the door. He doesn't let this stop him, though. He takes his place in line and gets to waiting.
Finally, after waiting for over an hour, he gets fitted and pays for the rental. Relieved, he heads to the florist for a corsage, only to discover that the line there is also out the door, and halfway around the block, to boot!
Miffed, he mutters some mild obscenities, but he is determined to see this through, so he waits for almost 2 hours before finally being able to buy the flowers he picked out.
It's now the night of the dance, and he's ready to go. He picks her up, and they head to the event. When they arrive, his date immediately asks him if he can grab her a drink - she's absolutely parched! Still determined to make this the best night of her life, he dutifully makes his way to the other side of the venue, where he discovers, much to his surprise...
There's no punch line.
It was soda-pressing.
He wanted a light snack
"Did you hear what they just did with Billy Mays' tombstone?"
"No..."
"They changed the inscription. Now it reads: BILLY LAYS HERE"
We have a TomTom with Billy Connolly's voice and this makes me chuckle a little every. single. time.
"U-Turn ahead. I'll be here when you get back."
Also
"Turn around. It is advisable to turn the whole car around."
What you see is what Yeguete.
