A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What did Mel Gibson say during the eclipse?
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︎ Aug 27 2017
Couldn't sleep last night, so I stayed up watching videos of Mel Gibson giving support to Jewish communities.
I don't know what all the fuss is about Mel atonin', because I didn't get a wink of sleep.
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︎ Jan 06 2015
Believe it.....
My wife and I just had our first child! (Well, she had him and I stood there all supportive like) Gibson is 10 weeks old now and ready for meme glory. https://imgur.com/gallery/NOL14WO
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I asked my father if he could leave his guitar collection to my children when he passes
He said that's music to his heirs
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︎ Nov 07 2018
A sharp pencil said to the eraser "people sharpen pencils so they can use them a long time."
The eraser replied "you have a point."
-As told to me by seven-year-old Gibson M. L.
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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︎ Feb 24 2018
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
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︎ Dec 28 2017
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. βFirst offender?β the judge asked.
βNoβ she replied. βFirst a Gibson , then a Fenderβ
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, βfirst offenderβ
βNo,β she says βfirst a Gibson then a Fender
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︎ Nov 17 2020
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?"
She replies, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ May 12 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Apr 24 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
The judge asks, βFirst offender?β The wife replies, βNo, first a Gibson, then a Fender.β
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︎ Jan 21 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asksΒ her, "First offender?β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Aug 30 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 28 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 05 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 03 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 08 2019
A woman appears in court, accused of attacking her husband with guitars..
The judge asks, βFirst offender?β
βNo,β she replies, βFirst, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.β
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︎ Mar 13 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says "first offender?" She says,
No, first a Gibson, then a fender
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︎ Aug 05 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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︎ Dec 20 2017
A woman was on trial...
...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
Judge says: βFirst offender?'
Woman replies: βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'
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︎ Dec 08 2018
So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"
The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."
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︎ Aug 06 2015
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Nov 03 2016
A women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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