Decided to make a new stripe club today
We only play βHey There Delilahβ. The club will called the Plain White Tease.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early
The humor was too lowbrow
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,
But it's just a running joke among friends
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︎ Jan 11 2021
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
First rule of βMute Clubβ
Nobody talks about βMute Clubβ
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Iraqi comedy club...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots him.
He goes β they donβt call me the Bartender for nothingβ
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Back in high school my Shakespeare Club have me an award
I was voted most likely To.Be
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My new club on the moon failed...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, Iβll hold up a jar and say, βThis is my jam!β
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︎ Oct 03 2020
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.
Now they are sending me threatening letters
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What did the broke guy order at the strip clubβs βlegs βnβ eggsβ show?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Clever strip club sign
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My procrastinators club has a mottoβ¦
Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Whatβs another word for a gay club.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I was drinking and dancing at this club for hours and hours when I dropped my watch
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︎ Oct 15 2020
A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club
But i swear ive never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 04 2020
The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
The first rule of passive aggressive club is..
You know what, never mind. Itβs fine.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I joined a fight club with baking
I need to be kneed while I knead
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Sign on an Arizona Gentleman's Club
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Hobby club couldnβt agree on this weekβs craft.
Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting βLet that sink in!β
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why didn't the chicken get into the club?
Because it was a turkey club
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I was in a Strip club in Poland
The locals are the best. They didnβt have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I'm going to start a club for procrastinators
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︎ Jun 22 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesdayβs are Open Mike Night.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
So excited for autopsy club!
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club
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︎ Oct 02 2020
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