Cudgel Puns

PM64:

1. Watt
2. Bombette
3. Sushi

TTYD:

1. Vivian
2. Yoshi
3. Koops (I think that's the name)

SPM (don't know the names sense these partners weren't as creative but this game was amazing so don't judge me)

1. The one that carries you ( I'm guessing Carry)
2. The hammer (probably cudgel pun)
3. Slim

SS (RiP)

What about you guys?

Mostly PVE

It looks like a war club, shaped like a long S, with a knob on the end, made out of wood. I found it in the kitchen section at the Lotte Mart, but it did not have a placard and the tiny label on the thing wouldn't photo-translate. What is it, a nutcracker? Meat tenderizer? Avocado masher?

Edit: https://imgur.com/gallery/LKAQwMZ

So I just started doing Cerberus (just reached 100 KC), and recently my Arclight ran out of charges. I wanted to keep doing Cerb so I looked at his weaknesses and cross referenced that to the weaponslot table on the wiki. I found the the Serachnis Cudgel has a crush bonus of 70 melee strength of 70 and speed of 4. I'm specing with Bandos Godsword and it almost seems like the Cudgel is as good if not slightly worse than the Arclight (which is supposed to be near bis right now). I haven't seen anybody using it though. I know most content creators these days are Ironmen or Hardcore Ironmen so, the weapon is usually out of the way to get ahold of. That being said could some PVM God look into this. I feel like its very underrated here.

Lately I have been getting more and more into medieval history, particularly the weapons and armors of the time; I had previously believed that a typical guard or watchmen would normally carry a cudgel or some other blunt weapon as a means of policing and self-defense, but have been told by someone I regard as more educated than myself that they probably would have carried spears instead. So, if this is true, where did the idea of guards and watchmen wielding cudgels come from? Was it just pop culture or what?

So I got the War Club cudgel for my Mason archer, yet whenever I join a game as my Mason archer and select the cudgel in the loadout menu, it gives me the Holy Water Sprinkler. Does anyone know how to help?

Unspeakable games

>Shortly before the Epic v. Apple trial, Epic Games made an interesting announcement: it would offer the indie game storefront Itch.io as an app on its own Epic Games Store. The Fortnite publisher was going to trial with the aim of making Apple offer competing app stores on its iPhone and iPad, so the move showed that Epic was willing to open up its own store in the same way.
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>On the fifth day of court, however, Apple tried to turn Itch.io into a liability — by telling Epic Games Store general manager Steven Allison about “so-called adult games” that were “so offensive we cannot speak about them here.”
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>Itch.io is one of relatively few non-game apps on the Epic Games Store, along with software like the Brave browser. It’s also, as we’ve previously described it at The Verge, “small and weird.” (Granted, it’s not quite as small as Epic seems to think; CEO Tim Sweeney said it had “at least hundreds” of games, while the real number is upwards of 200,000.) Epic hasn’t reviewed all these games, and Apple noted that its standards are different from the Epic Games Store’s. The list includes, per Apple’s attorney, a game called Sisterly Lust that includes “a list of fetishes which include many words that are not appropriate for us to speak in federal courts.”
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>Apple is notoriously wary of sexual or even debatably offensive content in its App Store. Until mid-2016, it told game developers that “if you want to criticize a religion, write a book. If you want to describe sex, write a book or a song, or create a medical app.” Epic is suing for the right to sideload alternative app stores like the Epic Games Store onto iOS. Today, Apple essentially warned Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers that this would mean forcing Apple to indirectly allow a sexualized visual novel about incest (I’d call it a game, but [Epic v. Apple witnesses](https://www.theverge.com/2021/5

u/TPWALW, from this comment in r/TrueReddit)