What is a pirate's favorite letter??
You would think it's ARRRRR But really it's the C
Lady Killer
My wife was playing a video game and got a sword called a "pirate's cutlass," which prompted the following:
Me: "That sword will only hurt girls."
Wife: "What are you talking about?"
Me (while wiggling my eyebrows): "Well, it says it's a cut-lass!"
Wife: groans and rolls eyes
