I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
Decided to make a new stripe club today
We only play “Hey There Delilah”. The club will called the Plain White Tease.
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early
The humor was too lowbrow
I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,
But it's just a running joke among friends
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
First rule of “Mute Club”
Nobody talks about “Mute Club”
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots him.
He goes “ they don’t call me the Bartender for nothing”
Back in high school my Shakespeare Club have me an award
I was voted most likely To.Be
Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...
My new club on the moon failed...
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.
Now they are sending me threatening letters
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s ‘legs ‘n’ eggs’ show?
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
My procrastinators club has a motto…
Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting
What’s another word for a gay club.
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.
I was drinking and dancing at this club for hours and hours when I dropped my watch
The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club
But i swear ive never seen herbivore
The first rule of passive aggressive club is..
You know what, never mind. It’s fine.
I joined a fight club with baking
I need to be kneed while I knead
Sign on an Arizona Gentleman's Club
Hobby club couldn’t agree on this week’s craft.
Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
Why didn't the chicken get into the club?
Because it was a turkey club
I was in a Strip club in Poland
The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
So excited for autopsy club!
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club
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