Have you heard the one about the bad pole vaulter

It never goes over very well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalaMOnkaDo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same

...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrindoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?

He’s a gingerbread man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?

An Arctichoke...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenGoalie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I’ve always wondered what it’s like to be a telephone pole...

I bet it would be electrifying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sativa588
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?

You use hand Santa-tizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiffypack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why is everyone thirsty at the north pole?

No well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btcrav2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....

Things became pretty tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yournannycam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I asked my psychiatrist for an update on my phobia of becoming a wooden pole

She said, I'll keep you posted...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?

They got there ok but then things went south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleFlame8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"

His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?

They use a lot of hand santatizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slaydawgjim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?

Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What did one fishing pole say to the other?

Reel recognize reel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?

Dr. Sanity Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A pole to help with your next debate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Did you hear about the man who invented a more efficient way to set up the high jump and pole vault?

He raised the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trimofdoom
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.

He was being a reel crank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long pole. He hates it.

It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaolCroi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I walked into a pole

I’ve now got post traumatic stress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OogaBoogaWoog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?

He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I can't believe someone stole my limbo pole the other day...

I mean, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalofbread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...

So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loam_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Please help: taking a pole

Just don't tell anyone, I'll return it shortly

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I almost caught a fish today, but my fishing pole wouldn’t pull it in properly.

It was a reel bad situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Someone broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo pole.

How low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

The man says, β€œActually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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How do you get a one-armed man down from a flag pole?

You wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksbalaji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Friend of mine at work won a fishing pole and tackle box at the Christmas party.

He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.

Friend: β€œHow do I get this thing in my car? It’s almost as tall as I am!”

Me: β€œGuess you’re just gonna have to angle it.”

Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Returningdarkness
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I once went on a trip to the North Pole.

It all went south from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?

Because your teeth chatter

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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A guy broke into my garage and stole my limbo pole last night...

Seriously, how low can you go?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Ruin-_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month

I guess you could say she’s bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehobojuan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...

Is a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I have a friend who was born on May 7th. Every year for his birthday I re-gift him a pristine 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it, but I have a perfect record.

It might be stupid, but it's a perfect 5/7, wood repost again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.

It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?

He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.

It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reap268
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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