Have you heard the one about the bad pole vaulter
It never goes over very well
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︎ Jan 16 2021
People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
Heβs a gingerbread man.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Iβve always wondered what itβs like to be a telephone pole...
I bet it would be electrifying
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︎ Dec 08 2020
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why is everyone thirsty at the north pole?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....
Things became pretty tents.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I asked my psychiatrist for an update on my phobia of becoming a wooden pole
She said, I'll keep you posted...
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?
They use a lot of hand santatizer.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What did one fishing pole say to the other?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
A pole to help with your next debate
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︎ May 16 2020
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Did you hear about the man who invented a more efficient way to set up the high jump and pole vault?
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︎ May 26 2020
My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.
He was being a reel crank.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I walked into a pole
Iβve now got post traumatic stress
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I can't believe someone stole my limbo pole the other day...
I mean, how low can you go?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...
So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Please help: taking a pole
Just don't tell anyone, I'll return it shortly
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︎ May 11 2020
I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I almost caught a fish today, but my fishing pole wouldnβt pull it in properly.
It was a reel bad situation.
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︎ May 06 2020
Someone broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo pole.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Thereβs a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, βAre you a pole vaulter?β
The man says, βActually, Iβm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?β
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︎ Apr 03 2020
How do you get a one-armed man down from a flag pole?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Friend of mine at work won a fishing pole and tackle box at the Christmas party.
He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.
Friend: βHow do I get this thing in my car? Itβs almost as tall as I am!β
Me: βGuess youβre just gonna have to angle it.β
Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?
Because your teeth chatter
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︎ Nov 24 2019
My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month
I guess you could say sheβs bipolar
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I have a friend who was born on May 7th. Every year for his birthday I re-gift him a pristine 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it, but I have a perfect record.
It might be stupid, but it's a perfect 5/7, wood repost again.
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︎ May 07 2019
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Why did the turtle retire and move to the south pole?
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I once went on a trip to the North Pole.
It all went south from there.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
A guy broke into my garage and stole my limbo pole last night...
Seriously, how low can you go?!
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︎ Oct 10 2019
A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...
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︎ Nov 28 2019
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