I met a girl on Reddit and it ended in Pokemon puns
A few days ago I met a really cool girl on Reddit and then this happened. I asked and she is ok with me sharing it.
Puns here: https://imgur.com/a/8BOsNgn
Forgive my spelling but it was like 6am
The 'magic' of a Pokemon pun
Here's some Pokemon puns!
Oh, come on! No need to get angry and throw a Tyrantrum! Atleast I don't Pikachu when you're naked. What do you want me to do, Raichu a love song? Well, Wynaut, as long as you let me make my puns.
Magikarpet Ride XD Disney/Pokemon Pun!
Why should you never change clothes in front of a Pokemon?
Why did all the pokemon stay away from Ash?
Because he kept Pik-achooing.
What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Pokemon?
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
Why are Pokemon players considered naughty?
Because they always want a pikachu.
Did you hear about the Pokemon Trainer who got an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony?
I managed to catch all the Pokemon listed under M in the Pokédex
What pokemon shoots holy water?
Me to my wife: Are you a Pokemon?
Because I would love to take a pikachu.
If your left shoe was a Pokemon, what would it evolve into?
Who is the most sus pokemon?
I don't know, but they might be Amoonguss.
I heard this guy whispering a lot of Pokemon jokes to his friend...
...but I couldn't catch them all.
Girls are like Pokemon.
You need balls to catch them
What do you call a pokemon that creeps on people?
My Pokemon was injured by a light bulb
I guess you could say it's Bulbasaur
Just rewatching Pokemon and-
What's Paula Deans least favorite Pokemon?
Admittedly stolen from r/Pokemon
What do you call an Israeli Pokemon?
They discovered a new Pokemon in a closet.
They are calling it a Pikatchu.
How is Pokemon like the Bubonic Plague?
You can always catch a bulbous sore.
I saw a pokemon snooping on me in the shower
I think it was pik-at-chu
I was out playing Pokemon with my fiance when I approached a group of teens with their phones out. "Hey, I'm looking for my friend Amal..."
"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him."
"No, sorry man."
"Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."
My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.
Gary from Pokemon had a child with a Spanish lady.
It looks like a fruit Pokemon
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
Why should you leave the restroom if someone walks in playing Pokemon Go?
Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.
Which Pokemon is considered the biggest voyeur?
What does the Kanto Pokemon speak?
A psychiatrist favorite pokemon?
How does a Pokemon eat it's food?
Someone asked me what kind of Pokemon I would be. I answered Nidoran bc I wanna be 你的人.
你的人 （ni de ren) = your person
Such a cool pokemon fanbase
I overheard this guy whispering Pokemon jokes to a friend
But I couldn't catch them all
Why should you never have pokemon shower curtains?
Because they might pikachu.
Never shower around a Pokemon