A Pokémon pun
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Pokémon Puns™️
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How do you get a Pokémon on a bus?

You poke em on! Am I relevant yet?

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📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What is a pirate's favorite Pokémon?

Arrrrrrrrrbok

My son made this up and I've never been more proud!

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👤︎ u/toobs623
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Which Pokémon has Covid?

Pik-achoo

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👤︎ u/robindc_93
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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How did the Pokémon trainer get HIV?

Sharing Weedles!

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📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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I named my cat “Pokémon”

Because he’s a Persian, and he likes to mew too.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Watch out for stray Pokémon hiding in the bushes.

They might be trying to take a Pikachu.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Which Pokémon is a door-to-door denture salesman?

Pikachu

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👤︎ u/whosevelt
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What is the name the old Pokémon GO?

Pokémon WENT

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👤︎ u/Akosy
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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How do you surprise a pokémon?

“Pika-boo!”

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📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What Pokémon caught Corona?

pick-achoo

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📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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My dad make a joke when I was playing Pokémon Shield with him

We went past a Garbodor and I told my Dad, “Hey it’s a Garbodor!” He then says “I don’t like it. That Pokémon is trash.”

this is the Pokémon

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📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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What do you call a Pokémon with a speech impediment?

A Heliolisp

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📅︎ May 27 2020
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I’m doing a run of Pokémon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
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📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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Who is the CEO of Pokémon Company?

Chairman-der

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📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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I once told my friend a joke about Pokémon.

He was laughing so hard, he was Koffing and Weezing.

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📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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I don’t even like Pokémon just live puns
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👤︎ u/TheMrJelly
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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Why can’t you let a Pokémon in the bathroom while you’re showering?

Because he might Peek-at-chu.

Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.

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👤︎ u/jmarcatch
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Pokémon fanbase
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Why did the pokémon go to the hospital?

Because his bulb is sore!

>!Bulbasaur!<

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📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a Pokémon that plays children’s games?

Peekaboo

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📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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How many Pokémon does it take to tile a roof?

Depends how thinly you slice them.

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👤︎ u/ElZoof
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Pokémon fan base
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Why do you never get changed in front of a Pokémon?

Because it might peek-ach-you

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📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Is it shocked Pikachu face because Pikachu is an electric Pokémon?
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👤︎ u/witti534
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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I was told I can't make Pokémon jokes

But I don't see Wynaut

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📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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My daughter said the only thing she wants for her birthday this year is “Pokémon Sword”
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📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why did you report the Pokémon to the police?

He was having a pik-at-chu when you were getting changed!

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📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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I like to tell a lot of Pokémon jokes

But my friends don't catch 'em all

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👤︎ u/stelllnik
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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I found the start of my Pokémon quest!!! (Pallet town)
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You know how Pokémon’s tag line is Gotta Catch ‘Em All?

I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.

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📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you call a poorly made Pokémon movie?

Defective Pikachu

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📅︎ May 20 2019
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Who's that Pokémon?
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A collector of Feline pokémons was brought to the court..

He was charged with attempted robbery. Before giving out the sentence, the judge gave him an opportunity to present his case before the jury.

After his testimony the jury decided to give him minimal punishment, they all understood...

...that he had a lot of meowths to feed.

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📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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My friend told me he doesn’t like Pokémon

I answered, “wynaut?”

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👤︎ u/xkelsx1
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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A Pokémon trainer was running late...

It was 9:50 PM and the giant shopping center near the Pokémon trainer’s home closed at 10 PM. He was driving very fast to try and make it. Of course, he got pulled over. The officer approached the car and asked, “Why were you going so fast, sir?”

His reply, “Well officer, I gotta catch a mall.”

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📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Does this bench on Pokémon Go count?
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📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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So today I asked my dad what his favourite Pokémon is!

His reply was "lowfat" I was curious to what the hell he was on about until he showed me... Butterfree Edit: front page holy shit thank you guys!! Second time I've been up here wow

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👤︎ u/RiceyHD
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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My Chinese girlfriend and I play Pokémon every day.

You could say she's 我的 type!

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👤︎ u/42aku
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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What's Thanos' favorite Pokémon game?

Snap.

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Why doesn’t Noah play Pokémon?

Because he already caught them all.

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📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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What happens when you let a Pokémon become a Jedi master?

Flygon Gin

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Which Pokémon is a door-to-door denture salesperson?

Pikachu

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👤︎ u/whosevelt
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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