You poke em on! Am I relevant yet?
My son made this up and I've never been more proud!
Sharing Weedles!
Because he’s a Persian, and he likes to mew too.
They might be trying to take a Pikachu.
Pikachu
We went past a Garbodor and I told my Dad, “Hey it’s a Garbodor!” He then says “I don’t like it. That Pokémon is trash.”
A Heliolisp
Chairman-der
He was laughing so hard, he was Koffing and Weezing.
Because he might Peek-at-chu.
Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.
Because his bulb is sore!
>!Bulbasaur!<
Peekaboo
Depends how thinly you slice them.
Because it might peek-ach-you
But I don't see Wynaut
He was having a pik-at-chu when you were getting changed!
But my friends don't catch 'em all
I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.
Defective Pikachu
He was charged with attempted robbery. Before giving out the sentence, the judge gave him an opportunity to present his case before the jury.
After his testimony the jury decided to give him minimal punishment, they all understood...
...that he had a lot of meowths to feed.
I answered, “wynaut?”
It was 9:50 PM and the giant shopping center near the Pokémon trainer’s home closed at 10 PM. He was driving very fast to try and make it. Of course, he got pulled over. The officer approached the car and asked, “Why were you going so fast, sir?”
His reply, “Well officer, I gotta catch a mall.”
His reply was "lowfat" I was curious to what the hell he was on about until he showed me... Butterfree Edit: front page holy shit thank you guys!! Second time I've been up here wow
You could say she's 我的 type!
Because he already caught them all.
Flygon Gin
Pikachu
