Because if he was #2, he’d be Poopachu.
My son made this up and I've never been more proud!
You poke em on! Am I relevant yet?
His com-pewter
Sharing Weedles!
Because he’s a Persian, and he likes to mew too.
They might be trying to take a Pikachu.
Pikachu
We went past a Garbodor and I told my Dad, “Hey it’s a Garbodor!” He then says “I don’t like it. That Pokémon is trash.”
He was laughing so hard, he was Koffing and Weezing.
A Heliolisp
Chairman-der
Because he might Peek-at-chu.
Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.
Because his bulb is sore!
>!Bulbasaur!<
Peekaboo
Depends how thinly you slice them.
I guess you could say that’s their catchphrase.
He was having a pik-at-chu when you were getting changed!
Because it might peek-ach-you
But I don't see Wynaut
But my friends don't catch 'em all
Defective Pikachu
He was charged with attempted robbery. Before giving out the sentence, the judge gave him an opportunity to present his case before the jury.
After his testimony the jury decided to give him minimal punishment, they all understood...
...that he had a lot of meowths to feed.
His reply was "lowfat" I was curious to what the hell he was on about until he showed me... Butterfree Edit: front page holy shit thank you guys!! Second time I've been up here wow
I answered, “wynaut?”
It was 9:50 PM and the giant shopping center near the Pokémon trainer’s home closed at 10 PM. He was driving very fast to try and make it. Of course, he got pulled over. The officer approached the car and asked, “Why were you going so fast, sir?”
His reply, “Well officer, I gotta catch a mall.”
Pikachu
