Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.

Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.

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No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.

I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.

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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.

When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"

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What would Nicholas Cage be called if he was bankrupt?

Nickel-less Cage

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How many birds can fit in a cage at once

Toucan

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Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?

Nunchucks.

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I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!

Now I have a nickleless cage...

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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Nickleless cage
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What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?

Nickel-less Cage!

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A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage

The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "

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What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?

Nickel-less Cage

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Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?

Between the two, I’d take the ladder.

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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.

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To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...

If she bites you, she's a female.

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Nickleless cage
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Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins

Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boxymcboxbox
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What did Johnny Cage hear in Helsinki Cathedral?

FINNISH HYMN!!

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It's a nickel less cage
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nEck-o-leS CaGe (Ask to repost)
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Paddy Murphy was asked to bring a cage full of monkeys to the zoo

He was given 50 quid for the job. The boss on the way home catches Paddy going the wrong way, "what are ye at Paddy, I have you 50 quid to bring them to the zoo"

Paddy says "I know ye but I had change left over so I'm bringing them to the movies now"

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Today I met a man who was holding a cage full of bees.

Confused, I asked him, "Hey man what's up with the bees?" And he suddenly said, "You're ugly."

Affronted, I said, "Ugly?!! And what do YOU know about looks!"

So he told me, "Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder."

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A human is on a alien space ship alone in a cage. An alien guard sees him and puts another human in the cage along with him.

Human asks β€œwhy didnt you leave me in the cage alone?”

Alien says β€œi didnt want to alienate you”

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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What did the bird say when it’s cage fell apart?

Cheap

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Put a nickel in a cage, then take it out. Nickeless Cage
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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage

The sign said bread in captivity

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What do you call a poor Nicholas Cage?

Nickel-less Cage

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I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.

It reads β€œBread in Captivity”

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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...

That it's bread in captivity.

Sorry.

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The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.

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Did you see the baguette in a cage?

The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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What do you call a cage without five cents in it?

Nicolas cage

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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....

I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!

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Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .

when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity

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Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

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