No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.

I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.

When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?

Nunchucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKUltraSonic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How many birds can fit in a cage at once

Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittenbomer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage

The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roachwarrior
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A new zoo opened in town. I went to check it out, but the first and only thing that they had was a single dog in a cage.

It was a shit zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brooke_pollockkk
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?

Nickel-less Cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broceanman
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?

Between the two, I’d take the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...

If she bites you, she's a female.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What did Johnny Cage hear in Helsinki Cathedral?

FINNISH HYMN!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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A human is on a alien space ship alone in a cage. An alien guard sees him and puts another human in the cage along with him.

Human asks β€œwhy didnt you leave me in the cage alone?”

Alien says β€œi didnt want to alienate you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mundo_Official
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHarcker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Put a nickel in a cage, then take it out. Nickeless Cage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zylrilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I wanted more bread so I placed a slice in a cage

It's now being bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbasyar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What did the zookeeper yell when people kept saying the chimp in the cage was fake?

"Ape real, fools!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SakuOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Went to the zoo with my children. All but one of the cages were empty, in it was a dog.

It was a Shietzoo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoodleBobs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Nicolas Cage has said in an interview that he doesn't watch his own movies.

He's not the only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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You ever see Nicolas Cage in Raisin Arizona?

He’s Grape!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBTAHole
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage

The sign said bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Def_Not_Alt_Acct
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.

It reads β€œBread in Captivity”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geruvah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...

That it's bread in captivity.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilahmchris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Did you see the baguette in a cage?

The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a cage without five cents in it?

Nicolas cage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reidminer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomon34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owlbear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....

I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimReaper1DTM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .

when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshenanigans
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryantula
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamburgler007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage

Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anasuna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage,

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiiiiitchC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I went to the zoo and I saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N__ster07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I was at the zoo, and saw a baguette in a cage.

The Zookeeper said he was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMiniDuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I went to the zoo the other day, walked past a cage with just a baguette in it. Confused, I checked the sign......

.........it said bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanleySkillz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage

I asked a zookeeper what that was about and he told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyzable
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I went to a zoo and they had a brioche roll in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baseballdudeman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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