No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I donβt what is so hard about it. Iβm a trapped peas artist.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
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︎ Jul 11 2020
A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
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︎ May 06 2020
A new zoo opened in town. I went to check it out, but the first and only thing that they had was a single dog in a cage.
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?
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︎ May 15 2020
Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?
Between the two, Iβd take the ladder.
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︎ May 20 2020
Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
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︎ May 02 2019
To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...
If she bites you, she's a female.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What did Johnny Cage hear in Helsinki Cathedral?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
A human is on a alien space ship alone in a cage. An alien guard sees him and puts another human in the cage along with him.
Human asks βwhy didnt you leave me in the cage alone?β
Alien says βi didnt want to alienate youβ
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︎ Jan 29 2019
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Put a nickel in a cage, then take it out. Nickeless Cage
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I wanted more bread so I placed a slice in a cage
It's now being bread in captivity
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What did the zookeeper yell when people kept saying the chimp in the cage was fake?
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Went to the zoo with my children. All but one of the cages were empty, in it was a dog.
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Nicolas Cage has said in an interview that he doesn't watch his own movies.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
You ever see Nicolas Cage in Raisin Arizona?
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︎ Mar 27 2018
I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage
The sign said bread in captivity
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.
It reads βBread in Captivityβ
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Did you see the baguette in a cage?
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What do you call a cage without five cents in it?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 11 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .
when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Apr 21 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 02 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Nov 25 2018
went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
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︎ Apr 13 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage
Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Sep 04 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage,
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
I went to the zoo and I saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I was at the zoo, and saw a baguette in a cage.
The Zookeeper said he was bread in captivity.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
I went to the zoo the other day, walked past a cage with just a baguette in it. Confused, I checked the sign......
.........it said bread in captivity
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︎ Mar 24 2018
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage
I asked a zookeeper what that was about and he told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 13 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 15 2019
I went to a zoo and they had a brioche roll in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Aug 18 2018
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