I saw a biscuit in a cage at the zoo

It was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wambo-mombo
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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The strangest job I had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.

The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpeach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.

Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...

"Its bread in captivity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurtyStopOut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?

Nunchucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKUltraSonic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!

Now I have a nickleless cage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einetio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage

The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...

If she bites you, she's a female.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Paddy Murphy was asked to bring a cage full of monkeys to the zoo

He was given 50 quid for the job. The boss on the way home catches Paddy going the wrong way, "what are ye at Paddy, I have you 50 quid to bring them to the zoo"

Paddy says "I know ye but I had change left over so I'm bringing them to the movies now"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeFrayne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A human is on a alien space ship alone in a cage. An alien guard sees him and puts another human in the cage along with him.

Human asks β€œwhy didnt you leave me in the cage alone?”

Alien says β€œi didnt want to alienate you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mundo_Official
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHarcker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What did the bird say when it’s cage fell apart?

Cheap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legit_king_yolo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage

The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellypants5379
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The keeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OJAMZ23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elwheelio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...

I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtreme331
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.

When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage

The sign said bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Def_Not_Alt_Acct
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geruvah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...

That it's bread in captivity.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilahmchris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomon34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owlbear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....

I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimReaper1DTM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Did you see the baguette in a cage?

The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryantula
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .

when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshenanigans
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamburgler007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the cage

Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anasuna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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I went to the zoo and I saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N__ster07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage,

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiiiiitchC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I went to the zoo the other day, walked past a cage with just a baguette in it. Confused, I checked the sign......

.........it said bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanleySkillz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage

I asked a zookeeper what that was about and he told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyzable
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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I was at the zoo, and saw a baguette in a cage.

The Zookeeper said he was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMiniDuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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