What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?

Unlimited Data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Star Trek Halloween Special
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...

..... I was the captain's log

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Pun for all Star Trek fans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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How many ears do Star Trek captains have?

3

A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.

If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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(For Star Trek dads) Locutus of Borg redid his kitchen floor. A bit of it didn't come up easily, though...

The resistance was a few tiles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.

They call it the Enter prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Thought of a Star Trek pun this morning and had to make it so.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdtea
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately

It has its prose and Khans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AriDamal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...

It's so i-khan-ic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?

The Green Bay Picards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I was watching star trek and they kept talking about freighter ships.

I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themonkeyswrench
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Took the family to the Star Trek museum today, and we were the 10,000th visitor.

We won the Enter Prize!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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My Star Trek DVDs didn't turn up

..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speculatrix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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For Star Trek Dads

Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?

They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikope
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why is Star Trek like toilet paper?

They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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How do people in Star Trek tolerate high speeds?

They Klingon to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The Star Trek crew couldn’t use the internet outside of WiFi range.

They didn’t have commander data with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Damn you Voldemort from Star Trek!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QaCKK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Where do original Star Trek fans workout?

At the "He's Dead Gym"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayZinnet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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There's so much classical music in Star Trek.

It's like they went Bach to the future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.

As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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TIFU wearing my Chewbacca costume to the Star Trek convention.

It was a wookie mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeatOfMyDrum15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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What do you call the celebration of a Star Trek filming shoot ending?

A warp party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgreMonk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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Mean while in the Star Trek Parents help night. (OC)

Captain: " Well my child is 14 and I can say, when I read about teens having phases, I didn't expect this."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegeneral400
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Did you hear about the trekkie that sold all his star trek merch?

He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialdahl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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After watching the new Star Trek movie in 3D

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnknownPerson69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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What does a Star Trek fan use to keep his leftovers fresh?

Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mundane_WoLf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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The radio was on the classical station during a Star Trek binge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotohelldook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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The ships on Star Trek are...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gary_Burke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis...

Always remember to backup your Data...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyp3rdriv3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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Idea for the next Star Trek TV show: back to classic Trek. The newest Enterprise, exploring the galaxy. Twist: it's crewed entirely by aliens

Star Trek: the Mex Generation

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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Dad joked while watching Star Trek.

My boyfriend and I were watching Star Trek, and I made a comment about the shields being down, to which he responded "they're just sad". After which laughing so hard he cried. Sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejade89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I tried to sneak in a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor...

The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanShotFirst17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Did you know that Spock from Star Trek had three ears?

His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xashleey77
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?

Trebeckies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seven1niner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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