Klingon Humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Watch out for Klingons though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkytown1177
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Do you know who are the Klingons natural enemies?

The Teflons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joakkov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What planet do Klingons come from?

Uranus! My dad loves to bother my Mom with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cooter_McDann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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What did Captain Kirk say to Spock as he was hanging off a cliff?

Just Klingon, I’ll go get help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What does Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?

They both fight Klingons around Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My dad just got a bidet and said he’s calling it The Enterprise

because it goes around Uranus killing Klingons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsnotnotme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why does Capt Kirk use wet wipes?

Klingons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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How do people in Star Trek tolerate high speeds?

They Klingon to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Why is Star Trek like toilet paper?

They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Did you hear about the new Captain Kirk toilet paper?

It goes where no man has gone before in search of the dreaded Klingons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBskierbum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise?

They both go around Uranus hunting for Klingons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapewithJah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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What do the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMephistoX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Why did Kirk fall off?

He could't Klingon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL_Doc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2015
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What does a Star Trek fan use to keep his leftovers fresh?

Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mundane_WoLf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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Every time as a kid when I would pull out fresh laundry from the dryer..

You know how those clothes are from Star Trek? (without waiting for a response or to even take a breath) Because they're Cling-on's! (klingons). laughs at own joke and walks away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharra_Blackfire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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