E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.

Me: That’s ....sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said β€œIs that a fret”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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The police arrested a musician for murder.

Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuzzledKitty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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