Tony Soprano Puns

Gandalfini.

Tony: So your father tells me you’re taking up astronomy in college?

Kevin: No, business.

Tony: Well how come he (points to father) keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?

Dad: "Hey, how's your rash?" Tony Soprano.

Me: What?

Dad: Get it? "Your-ash"

Dad: As in "your a--"

Me: Yeah I got it. Ha ha. Still hurts.

Dad: Should've fallen on your head

Me: I'll remember that next time.

Dad: No you wont

She was telling she had to hang back after her tap class because "they needed a soprano for singing ensemble".

I said, "Why didn't they give Tony a call?"

Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you’re taking up Astronomy in college.

Kevin Bonpensiero: No, business.

Tony Soprano: Well how come he keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?

Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you're takin' up astronomy in college. Kevin Bompensiero: No, business. Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?

Dad: I heard you're studying astronomy in college? Kid: No, I'm studying business... Dad: Then how come I heard you've been takin up space in school?

Tony Soprano everybody