One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
I taught my chickens to perform classical music.
You should hear their Bok cantatas.
I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.
I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
What's Hitlers favorite piece of classical music?
Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
I’ve been playing a lot of classical music recently...
But sitting at the Piano all day is giving me a really bad Bach.
I don't let my kids listen to classical music.
It's full of sax and violins.
My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...
He makes cultured pearls.
I want to open a piano bar for classical music
And call it "Go for Baroque"
I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.
He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.
What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?
Did you know lumberjacks are into classical music?
They're really into Chopin.
What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?
I'm training mice to perform classical music
You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets?
reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
There's so much classical music in Star Trek.
It's like they went Bach to the future.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
The bass notes in classical music give me a headache
My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.
If you want your name in a piece of classical music, you have to be composed.
Has there ever been a classical music group that only performed where they are hidden from view of the audience?
They would be playing Hayden go-seek.
I like listening to Classical music on Thursdays..
.. I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.
I haven't learnt to play classical piano music yet.
But it's on my todo Liszt.
When a person who loves classical music says hi to you
What's Holden Caulfield's least favorite classical music?
Do you guys like Classical Music?
I can't get enough. I listen to my collection Bach to Bach.
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think it’s the Chopin board.
What does the chicken who likes classical music says?
My Wife hates classical music
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