One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....

Think it's the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite

Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I taught my chickens to perform classical music.

You should hear their Bok cantatas.

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I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.

I simply cannot Handel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?

Because he was Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Aho_Rascal_U
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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What's Hitlers favorite piece of classical music?

Fuhrer Lise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Double0salty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?

He was a silverbach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I’ve been playing a lot of classical music recently...

But sitting at the Piano all day is giving me a really bad Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khronum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I don't let my kids listen to classical music.

It's full of sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...

He makes cultured pearls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I want to open a piano bar for classical music

And call it "Go for Baroque"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frano1121
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.

He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razortongue71
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Did you know lumberjacks are into classical music?

They're really into Chopin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?

A Bach lova!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senior-Esponce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I'm training mice to perform classical music

I'm a real mice-tro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtTheKevIn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets? reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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There's so much classical music in Star Trek.

It's like they went Bach to the future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.

I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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The bass notes in classical music give me a headache

My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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If you want your name in a piece of classical music, you have to be composed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Woman does 50 classical music puns in 120 seconds facebook.com/filmelodic/v…
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Has there ever been a classical music group that only performed where they are hidden from view of the audience?

They would be playing Hayden go-seek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irl_lulz
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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I like listening to Classical music on Thursdays..

.. I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VexedMackerel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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I haven't learnt to play classical piano music yet.

But it's on my todo Liszt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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When a person who loves classical music says hi to you

You say hello Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolmower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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What's Holden Caulfield's least favorite classical music?

A Sym-phony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anondnow
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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Do you guys like Classical Music?

I can't get enough. I listen to my collection Bach to Bach.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music

I think it’s the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What does the chicken who likes classical music says?

Bach bach bach bach bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My Wife hates classical music

She can’t Handel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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