Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats?

Because, dogs can Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What did the chicken say when asked who his favorite classical composer was?

BACH BACH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarguy12341
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.

I’ll be Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindler9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....

Think it's the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite

Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do classical musicians like to read in bed?

Sheet music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I taught my chickens to perform classical music.

You should hear their Bok cantatas.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.

I simply cannot Handel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsMash29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?

Because he was Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Aho_Rascal_U
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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CLASSIcal meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnttornadow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What's Hitlers favorite piece of classical music?

Fuhrer Lise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Double0salty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlkWhtOrOther
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?

He was a silverbach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Did you hear about the classical musician that had money issues?

I heard he went Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/almondjoyeee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Colonel Sanders started playing classical guitar.

It's finger pickin' good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulkan13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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CLASSIcal meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnttornadow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I don't let my kids listen to classical music.

It's full of sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I’ve been playing a lot of classical music recently...

But sitting at the Piano all day is giving me a really bad Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khronum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Saw this on classical art memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...

He makes cultured pearls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigwomby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I want to open a piano bar for classical music

And call it "Go for Baroque"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frano1121
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoniesAreNotGay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.

He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razortongue71
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What does a classical composer cook in?

A Chopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SakaaranSoldier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I can't seem to find my favorite classical composer...

I suspect he might be Haydn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chemistry_Jeppie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did you know lumberjacks are into classical music?

They're really into Chopin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?

A Bach lova!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senior-Esponce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Who is a chicken's favorite classical musician?

bach bach bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverName50
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music

I think it’s the Chopin board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What does the chicken who likes classical music says?

Bach bach bach bach bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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