Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats?
What did the chicken say when asked who his favorite classical composer was?
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
What do classical musicians like to read in bed?
I taught my chickens to perform classical music.
You should hear their Bok cantatas.
I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.
I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
What's Hitlers favorite piece of classical music?
Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?
Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?
Did you hear about the classical musician that had money issues?
Colonel Sanders started playing classical guitar.
It's finger pickin' good.
What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
I can't think of my favorite classical composer
His name is in the Bach of my mind.
Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
I don't let my kids listen to classical music.
It's full of sax and violins.
I’ve been playing a lot of classical music recently...
But sitting at the Piano all day is giving me a really bad Bach.
Saw this on classical art memes
My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...
He makes cultured pearls.
Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
I want to open a piano bar for classical music
And call it "Go for Baroque"
What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?
I took my dad to a blues-classical music festival last weekend.
He didn’t care for it. Too much sax and violins.
What does a classical composer cook in?
I can't seem to find my favorite classical composer...
I suspect he might be Haydn
Did you know lumberjacks are into classical music?
They're really into Chopin.
What do you call a Greek person who loves classical music?
Who is a chicken's favorite classical musician?
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...
A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
One of my kitchen gadgets is randomly playing classical music
I think it’s the Chopin board.
Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What does the chicken who likes classical music says?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
