If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
I've always hated the song "Sweet Dreams"
But who am I to disagree?
I really enjoyed this song today.
Lamborghini in the bottle baby.
What is every dad’s least favorite country music song?
Every Light In The House (IS ON!)
What is a cactus on a mountains favorite song?
High and Dry by Radiohead 🌵
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
What happens when you listen to a Death song 1,000 times?
It becomes a Megadeth song
Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician
"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
What’s a dads favorite Beatles song?
What was Ozzy Osborne’s inspiration for writing the song Crazy Train?
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
The next song is all about subtractions....
2020 now has an official song...
“Don’t stand so close to me!” by The Police
I keep forgetting the guitar tabs to that one Sublime song...
I guess you could say I dont practice Santeria.
What is a Jehovah's Witness favourite song?
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What’s a construction workers favorite song?
Who wrote the song: "All I want for exile, is you"
I just made a song about hammers.
What did the watermelon say after hearing the song?
"Man, that was so meloncholy"
What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
Heard the song "Don't Start Now" on the radio.
Told my kids: "If I have to listen to this song one more time, I am going to Dua Lipa off the roof".
What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?
Never write sad songs
You’re just making a bad situation verse!
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.
It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.
I'm calling it Cling Rap.
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually it’s more of a wrap
What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?
What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?
What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?
Driving home for christmas.
What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?
Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
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