I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."
It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"
Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?
They were a Juan hit wonder.
Kenny Loggins Should Do A Song With Kenny Passwords.
What do you call a whale song with no instrumental accompaniment?
A Basement Jaxx song came on when I was clubbing with my bald father.
I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"
What you get when you play the song "walk with me in hell" at double speed?
Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear...
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What song do you sing when you hit someone with a really polished rock?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth mineral
I asked my dad what his favourite song is and I agreed with him.
He said Gangnam Style, I said K-pop
The Doors, in 1966, heard the news about Buddhist monks performing acts of self immolation. After listening to what was occurring, they decided to make a heartfelt song to express their solidarity with the Buddhist plight.
And that’s why we have a song called “Light my Friar”.
Got a new car with awesome sound system but it won't sing songs ...
Did you know the song "Toxic" is based on people she was at school with?
Did you hear the song about the man with no body and no nose?
Apparently he has seen a lot of trouble.
Have you heard the George Jones song about the woman with poisonous breast milk?
It goes “if drinking don’t kill me, her mammaries will”.
I tried to convince my friend to sing a song with me.
I was listening to Led Zeppelin's hit song "No Quarter" with my daughter.
The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.
I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.
The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
I was listening to the song "Stupid Girl" with my son today.
I turned to him and said, "Man, the band that sings this song is Garbage."
That Coldplay song must be about a girl with a serious craps/gambling addiction.
She's always dreaming about a pair of dice.
Whenever I'm with my teenage children and the song "Boom Clap" by Charlie XCX comes on the radio, I will will loudly sing.....
Ka-Boom,
Crap, the sound of my fart,
The reek goes on and on and on and on and....
It's always a guaranteed eye-roll, especially when my daughter is with her friends.
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock!
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock.
I always carry a stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock.
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