What kind of bird doesnโt know the words to their own song?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My Dad: Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Me: Wait, what? Really?
Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.
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︎ May 28 2021
It's just the same song over and over again
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︎ May 23 2021
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Apr 24 2021
My Wife said she would leave me if I didnโt stop singing songs by the Monkees, I thought she was joking
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︎ Apr 12 2021
The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
But chick peas can only hummus one.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."
"... BODY once told me..."
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︎ Mar 30 2021
My song recently went gold
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︎ May 29 2021
What's the favorite song of bad luck?
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︎ May 17 2021
When did Paul McCartney write โSilly Love Songsโ?
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︎ May 24 2021
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
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︎ Apr 02 2021
All my life I thought Simon and Garfunkel never performed a song about a boxer.
But it turned out to be a lie-la-lie, lie-la-lie-la-lie-la-lie...
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︎ May 23 2021
I got ten voicemails from Jamaica in the span of an hour. Each message was a separate Bob Marley song.
Some was obviously jammin my phone.
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︎ May 23 2021
Dad joke question: has any rap song ever ended with โthatโs a wrap!โ Or โtime to wrap it upโ?
I would like to know this song.
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︎ May 30 2021
You know a pigs favourite song?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Cardiologist's favourite song?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...
I think I've got the crooner virus.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Sometimes, I just canโt remember a specific part of a song.
Maybe it just isnโt note-worthy.
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︎ May 08 2021
What was the camels favourite song?
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︎ May 20 2021
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
Itโs my jingle bell rock.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Every time I hang out my laundry, the song "Nine to Five" starts playing...
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
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︎ May 11 2021
*to the tune of Batman theme song*
da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.
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︎ May 13 2021
The Beatles tried recording an alphabet song....
But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B
(Sing it you know you want to!)
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︎ May 02 2021
I went to The Weeknd's concert. He invited me onstage to sing the chorus to one of his songs!
But there were so many stage lights turned towards me thatโฆ
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Don't you hate it when a cranberries song gets stuck in your head
In your head in your heeeaaad
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My favorite song goes a little something like this: "De Spa..."
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What's a sheep's favorite song?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
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︎ Apr 10 2021
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I've just written a song about tortillas
Actually, it's more of a rap.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.
But it was just a chive talking.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I wrote a song about the Suez ship that blocked the whole width of the canal.
It's called Bridge Over Troubled Water.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Did you know that Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?
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︎ May 18 2021
Did you know the Mortal Kombat theme song actually comes from a Scandinavian church song?
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︎ May 25 2021
Mortal Kombat is based on a song.
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︎ May 26 2021
Did you guys know that Mortal Kombat was actually based off of an old Scandinavian worship song?
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︎ May 24 2021
Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Itโs called a โFinnish Hymnโ.
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︎ May 28 2021
Did you know that Mortal Combat is based off of a Scandinavian church song?
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︎ May 31 2021
The black eyed peas can sing us a really good song...
but the chickpeas can only hummus one.
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︎ May 08 2021
Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian church song?
A Finnish Hymn, if you would
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︎ May 29 2021
I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra songs.
I think I have croonervirus
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︎ Apr 01 2021
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but...
the Chick Peas can only humm us one!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song...
But the Chickpeas can only hummus a tune.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
but the chick peas can only hummus one
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︎ Apr 15 2021
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