What kind of bird doesnβt know the words to their own song?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Sometimes, I just canβt remember a specific part of a song.
Maybe it just isnβt note-worthy.
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︎ May 08 2021
*to the tune of Batman theme song*
da na na na na na na na na na BACK PAIN.
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︎ May 13 2021
I went to The Weeknd's concert. He invited me onstage to sing the chorus to one of his songs!
But there were so many stage lights turned towards me thatβ¦
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
Itβs my jingle bell rock.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I wrote a song about the Suez ship that blocked the whole width of the canal.
It's called Bridge Over Troubled Water.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Hit song of 2020?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didnβt like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
A lot of people donβt believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
A guy made a hurtful song about me and I couldn't get it out of my head.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
I named it The Trail Mix.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
I am a big fan of playing different songs together
You can say that I am medley in love with it.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand
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︎ Sep 20 2020
A lot of people think that Avril, who sang songs like "Complicated", is dead.
This is untrue, she is actually still Lavigne.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
One of my favorite songs...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Whatβs the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
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︎ Feb 01 2020
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
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︎ Feb 25 2020
What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What type of songs do planets sing?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?
They were a Juan hit wonder.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Song pops in my head every time, thought I'd make a meme out of it.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My wife kicked me out of the house because I'm still singing Christmas songs.
I said, "But Baby, its cold outside."
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︎ Dec 30 2018
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
βͺCAN you raise your voice unto the malt, sing songs and Heineken of gloryβ¬
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What's the name of that Norah Jones song?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
When people tell me about their favorite band or song artist and say "have you heard of this [song artist] before?" I reply:
"Ofc i heard about this musician, you just told me about them"
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︎ Dec 03 2019
My dad sent me a picture of his favorite song.
https://imgur.com/gallery/mprr1aE
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︎ Feb 24 2019
I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
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