There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most ?
Rudeolph.
What comes before thunder and knows its manners?
A polightning
There were 3 guys, Shutup, Manners, and Crap.
They were walking across the road one day and Crap fell down, so Shutup went to get help. He comes across a policeman and he asks Shutup, "What's your name?"
He replies, "Shutup".
The policeman :"Hey, where are you manners?!"
Shutup says, "Outside on the road picking up crap"
Don't expect good manners from a rude Frenchman.
They show no merci.
What do you call a monster with great manners?
Thankenstien...
I was teaching my daughter manners and telling her why it's impolite to fart next to people when I realized
I was giving her a toot-orial
What did the Vulcan manner’s teacher say to his students?
Live long and proper.
What do you call an elongated fish with excellent manners?
...Genteel.
Dad calls me up and tells me, "On this October 21, 2015, I see most of the people with bad manners are gone ...
... we're Back to the Few Churls."
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
Pungent.
